Post by Zole on Nov 3, 2006 11:27:59 GMT -5
Share your limericks! (or rip off other peoples and share them with us)
There was a young lady named Rose
who had a large wart on her nose.
When she had it removed,
her appearance improved,
but her glasses slipped down to her toes!
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I once took my mother to tea;
it was just as I thought it would be.
Her rumblings abdominal
were simply phenominal,
and everyone thought it was me!
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There was a young girl from Rabat,
who had triplets, Nat, Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding,
but hell in the feeding,
when she found she had no tit for Tat!
There was a young lady named Rose
who had a large wart on her nose.
When she had it removed,
her appearance improved,
but her glasses slipped down to her toes!
-----------
I once took my mother to tea;
it was just as I thought it would be.
Her rumblings abdominal
were simply phenominal,
and everyone thought it was me!
-----------
There was a young girl from Rabat,
who had triplets, Nat, Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding,
but hell in the feeding,
when she found she had no tit for Tat!
